underwear and ice-cream

I called my cousin up and the conversation went like this:

"Hey cuz, I just made pistachio ice-cream. Come on over!"

"Pistachio ice-cream? I've never had it before"

"Are you serious?"

"No, I only get vanilla. If I am adventurous, I'll get chocolate chip"

"Are you shitting me? Do you also wear granny panties?"

"What?" "What are you talking about?"

"Ha ha ha ha!" "I equate flavors of ice-cream with what type of underwear people wear"

"What the...!?!?!"

So there you have it.

I guess I equate vanilla ice-cream with someone who would wear white high waisted undies.

I hate white underwear.

(I don't hate vanilla ic-cream but I find it boring.)

I think of when I had to work in a nursing home or dentist office when you had to wear granny white undies under your white uniforms. It would'nt be cool to wear red, white and blue bikinis under a white uniform. Everytime you bend over somebody would inevitably salute to you.

OK I think I made my point.

I could go on and on about underwear but I will stop here.

And I will go back to the pistachio ice-cream topic.

I had a craving for pistachio ice-cream so I looked at different recipes on the internet. Most were just loaded with fat and calories and the fat free versions I know would taste like flavored ice crap. My banana ice-cream recipe is still tops! It's low fat, healthy and yummy!

So I made up my own version of pistachio ice-cream and it was spectacular. It is not fat free but low fat (appx 6 grams of fat compaired to some versions I read that were 25 grams of fat! OMG!)

2 cans of cold regular evaporated milk

package of instant pistachio pudding

3 tsp of sugar

1/2 teas of vanilla

1/2 cup of shelled chopped WASHED pistachios

1/4 tsp of saffron (Thank you Larient!)

Put all ingredients in blender, except nuts. Pour inmixed ingredients in a glass container and leave in refrig for at least 6 hours before puttting ingredients in ice-cream maker.

Pour in ice-cream maker when ready , then nuts.

Viola! A culinary delight!

Yes, you may eat your pistachio ice-cream wearing your lime green leopard print french cut knickies. :-P