March 6th was "super tuesday' for the republican presidential candidates.
Voting on tuesday was similar to navigating through a dog owners yard after the winter thaw.
No matter where you step you are going to step in a disgusting pile of shit in various stages of frozen decay or in a messy soupy plop.
No matter how you navigate, no matter what you do, it's just gross.
I feel the same way with all these candidates.
They are all bad.
I did a blind "taste test" by reading the candidates views on a variety subjects, without prejudice, by not looking at the candidates name to see who's views I agreed with.
The results were scary.
Look at 'what' we have running for president:
Newt Gingrich: He's the smartest of the bunch but what is up with this "open marriage" shit?!?! Nasty.
One of the top reasons I jumped ship to the republican side is because of the Clinton's x-rated debauchery. You can't be a good candidate if you are obsessed with this sort of addiction..
Mitt Romney: He was a decent governor until he 'farted and left the room" by leaving his stinky mandatory health care scam behind. Also, what is up with tying his dog to the top of his station wagon for a "ride"?
Ron Paul: He's a total whack job
Rick Santorum: He backs the Duggar family!?!?! What the F*&^ is with having twenty kids? That lady must just have to sneeze and a kid come's flying out.
AND, puuuuulease get rid of that ugly-ass-out-of-style sweater vest! OMG the ultimate Fashion violation!
Another thing that makes this election so horrible is the attack ads. I mean they are all going to have some major difference in opinions but in the end who ever is picked they all have endorse that person. I can't help think of when sharks are in utero. There are two baby sharks in the mother's womb, only one will survive because it will cannibalize it's sibling.
Even matriarch Barbara Bush said that "this is the worst campaign..."
Gag..I need to go and wash off now.
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