movie critic

I got to be honest with you most of the the movies that are out (in the theater and on DVD) are just a total waste of time.

90% of the so called comedies are an insult because they cross the line to total vulgarity to get a 'laugh".

Nothing clever, just crap.

I also have to laugh when people asked me if I saw the movie "Precious".

Are you serious?

Why in God's name would anyone want to sit through a movie where some fat pathetic black girl is abused for 2.5 solid hours?

You call that entertainment? Why would I pay good money to get depressed?

Another movie people asked if I saw was "the Passion of Christ".

Right.

As if I am going to sit through an almost pornographic torture flick passing it off as an intense religious movie.

Give me a break!

Here is a small sampling of SHIT movies that I was conned into seeing passed off as 'great movies":

"the Color Purple", "Cider House rules" "The accidental Tourist" "Silence of the Lambs" "Saving Private Ryan" "The Last King of Scotland" "Requiem for a Dream"...

AWFUL...... AWFUL........ AWFUL....just f*&^%ing AWFUL....!!!!

I like movies that entertain you , NOT depress you, scare the shit out of you, or gross you out.

The last movie I saw at the theater was "Avatar" and I will admit, was excellent, entertaining and visually artistic.

One of my favorite movies was "The Wild Parrots of telegraph Hill". I actually went to San Francisco to see the parrots. I also met Mark Bittner who starred in the movie.

My husband went to the movies with his family about a month ago. He saw a preview of movie he said I would like on owls. He said it was like "March of the Penguins"; a documentary on owls.

Just yesterday there was ad on TV about an computer animated fantasy movie about warrior owls.

My husband exclaimed,"that's the documentary on owls I was telling you about!"

I turned to look at him and said, "that's not a documentary on owls. It's a computer generated animation fantasy story about owls".

Lately, he has been kind of argumentative. He will argue with me about everything just for the sake of arguing. It could because of the horrendous heat wave we've been having or having to deal with the pains in the asses at work or just merely, because he has testicles.

I looked at him again and said, ""owls don't wear helmets...

He turned to me, eyes narrowed, jaw out and whispered, "how do you know?..."

I have to admit that was pretty funny.

I wasn't going to win that argument! Ha!

Anyways, I am looking forward to seeing this movie "Legend of the Guardians".

It looks pretty good. Even if real or not real owls are wearing helmets!